26+ It S So Hot Jokes Humor

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It s so hot jokes humor. He just so happens so see a service station so pulls in. It s so hot i saw two trees fighting over a dog. It s so hot that you can t make a chili dog. How hot is it jokes. How hot is it. It s so hot asphalt has a liquid state. It s so hot i took off my flesh and sat on my bones.

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